The Fart Society

evenwhentheskyisfallingdown:

kumacrafts:

New items and Massive restock on Friday!  Existing pre-orders that were scheduled to ship on June 4th will ship on May 31st.  I will post these necklaces in my Etsy Shop around 6:00pm EST on Friday June 1st. I have a lot of these necklaces ready to ship -except for the eternal sailor moon pendants, I only have a couple since most of them sold at Anime North.  Please do not ask me to hold or reserve items for you. They will be offered on a first come first serve basis only. No exceptions.

Starting from the top:

New Items:

NEW! Pretty Guardian Pendant - $35. This one is much bigger than the cosmic heart (hence the price difference).  It’s about 2” (50mm) wide and 2” tall.

NEW! Season 1 Necklace - $25 About 36mm in diameter

To be Restocked:

Crisis Necklace - $30  About 1 5/8” (~41 mm) in height and 2 1/4” (~58mm) in width.

Eternal Necklace - $25  About 1 1/4” (~32 mm) in height and 3” (~75mm) in width.

Cosmic Heart Necklace - $25  About 1 5/8” (~41 mm) in height and 1 3/8” (~34mm) in width.

Chibi Moon Compact Necklace - $45  About 2 1/4” (~58 mm) in height and 1 3/4” (~44mm) in width with a giant pink 28mm Swarovski Heart crystal! 

All crystals are swarovski crystals. My pendants DO NOT OPEN. I’m sorry if this upsets you, but if I were to do that (which I don’t plan to) it would require much more time, work, materials and of course be more expensive. Please remember, we are not a huge factory. There are only two of us making, packaging and shipping your orders. 

All prices are exclusive of shipping.  Shipping is $3.00 US/Canada, $5.50 Everywhere else.  EXCEPT for Chibi Moon Pendants.  These are larger and heavier and therefore carry a higher shipping cost.  Shipping for the Chibi Moon pendants is $5 US/Canada $7 Everywhere else.

First time buying on Etsy?  Please read this article.  Please read my shop policies before purchasing.  Sadly, I no longer ship to BRAZIL, I’ve had too many lost/delayed parcels to Brazil. 

 ♥ ♥ ♥ Thank you!  ♥ ♥ 

I’m buying that first one for sure! ITS GORGEOUS. *___*

plus I need to spend my Kuma crafts money discount voucher so why waste this opportunity? lol

Reblorg for Caitlin

Rest in Peace, Meghan

ladyskellington:

My high school has lost far too many young people in the past month.
Meghan you were always smiling—you will be missed dearly

Life can be so fragile

What the fuck is going on in Glenelg?  I saw something like 5 women have died in three weeks—can that possibly be right?
 

padbury:


“And suddenly, I looked at the bull. He had this innocence that all animals have in their eyes, and he looked at me with this pleading. It was like a cry for justice, deep down inside of me. I describe it as being like a prayer - because if one confesses, it is hoped, that one is forgiven. I felt like the worst shit on earth.”This photo shows the collapse of Torrero Alvaro Munera, as he realized in the middle of the his last fight… the injustice to the animal. From that day forward he became an opponent of bullfights.

padbury:

“And suddenly, I looked at the bull. He had this innocence that all animals have in their eyes, and he looked at me with this pleading. It was like a cry for justice, deep down inside of me. I describe it as being like a prayer - because if one confesses, it is hoped, that one is forgiven. I felt like the worst shit on earth.”

This photo shows the collapse of Torrero Alvaro Munera, as he realized in the middle of the his last fight… the injustice to the animal. From that day forward he became an opponent of bullfights.


yamino:

fauxboy:

rudimentree:

cabout:

consultinglesbianfriend:

the-yiff-fist:

churaghost:

inkblotoftheday:

Inkblot of the Day #17
Instructions: Tell me what you see.
-Enjoy

a clown blowing fire

a bra and skirt with giant feet that just pooped out a mudcrab

a new pokemon

nose, mouth and a hole in the chin of a skull

marilyn monroe’s dress sans marilyn

Bikini panda

I see a paw print, a mixture of a cloven hoof (like a deer, top part of the print) a pawed animal, but the whole shape together resembles a talon.It might make a cool logo, if you ever needed a logo that included deer, pawed animals, and birds… XD

Am I the only one that sees a wide-open bat mouth?I AM THE BAT

yamino:

fauxboy:

rudimentree:

cabout:

consultinglesbianfriend:

the-yiff-fist:

churaghost:

inkblotoftheday:

Inkblot of the Day #17

Instructions: Tell me what you see.

-Enjoy

a clown blowing fire

a bra and skirt with giant feet that just pooped out a mudcrab

a new pokemon

nose, mouth and a hole in the chin of a skull

marilyn monroe’s dress sans marilyn

Bikini panda

I see a paw print, a mixture of a cloven hoof (like a deer, top part of the print) a pawed animal, but the whole shape together resembles a talon.It might make a cool logo, if you ever needed a logo that included deer, pawed animals, and birds… XD

Am I the only one that sees a wide-open bat mouth?

I AM THE BAT

rosebarry:

zcatz:

Pray about Artie’s legs
Secretly baptize people

At first I was like:
Then I realized, Artie would be like:
And then I was like:
Secretly baptize people?
But it’s glee?
(Btw, I learned how to add gifs!)

That is too many gifs.

rosebarry:

zcatz:

  • Pray about Artie’s legs
  • Secretly baptize people
At first I was like:
Then I realized, Artie would be like:
And then I was like:
Secretly baptize people?
But it’s glee?
(Btw, I learned how to add gifs!)

That is too many gifs.

shayraeingame:

SIMPLY REBLOG AND YOU CAN HELP MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
SIMPLY REBLOG AND YOU CAN HELP MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 

                  

Hey there, my name is Shayla and I’ve been gaming for as long as I can remember. I’ve been lucky enough to grow in a stable household and I’ve never had to deal with a life altering illness, but I know first hand how important video games can be. Gaming can offer an escape from our daily lives and a chance to unwind. People my age and older benefit from it- now imagine how important it is for children who are suffering from illnesses of all kinds to have distraction and a chance to have fun in their lives. That’s why I want to donate to Penny Arcade’s Child’s Play charity.

ABOUT CHILD’S PLAY
Since 2003, we’ve set up and organized Child’s Play, a game industry charity dedicated to improving the lives of children with toys and games in our network of over 70 hospitals worldwide. Over the years, you as a community have answered the call and come together to raise millions of dollars.

Child’s Play works in two ways. With the help of hospital staff, we set up gift wish lists full of video games, toys, books, and other fun stuff for kids. By clicking on a hospital location on our map, you can view that hospital’s wish list and send a gift. 

Child’s Play also receives cash donations throughout the year. With those cash donations, we purchase new consoles, peripherals, games, and more for hospitals and therapy facilities. These donations allow for children to enjoy age-appropriate entertainment, interact with their peers, friends, and family, and can provide vital distraction from an otherwise generally unpleasant experience.

-Child’s Play.”

ABOUT MY FUNDRAISER

  • For every re-blog of this post, I will donate 20 cents to the Child’s Play charity! The deadline I’m setting is February 19th so on that day, I’ll do the math and figure out how much I’ll be donating to them. 
     
  • I AM NOT ASKING FOR ANY MONEY. All I want is for people to reblog this post and spread the word! The number of reblogs will decide how much I donate to Child’s Play. I don’t want your money. Just your awareness and kindness. 
     
  • I don’t know how successful this will wind up being, but you have my word that every reblog WILL act as money towards Child’s Play. Even if I have to set a certain amount of money out of my pay cheques and do so for years, I’ll do it and that’s a promise! 


THE BREAKDOWN

1 reblog = 20 cents
10 reblogs = 2 dollars
50 reblogs = 10 dollars
100 reblogs = 20 dollars
150 reblogs = 30 dollars
200 reblogs = 40 dollars
500 reblogs = 100 dollars
1000 reblogs = 200 dollars
5000 reblogs = 1,000 dollars

And so forth!

Whether you’re a gamer or not, please reblog this!

For more info on Child’s Play, please go here 

IN NORTH DAKOTA, BORN AND RAISED
ON THE RIVER IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLIN OUT, MAXIN, RELAXIN ALL COOL
I WAS SHOOTIN SOME FISHES OUTSIDE OF THE POOL
WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD
STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
CODY GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND HE GOT DEAD
SO HE SAID, “YOU’RE GONNA TAKE MY RICHES AND MOVE OVER TO WEST EGG.”

IN NORTH DAKOTA, BORN AND RAISED

ON THE RIVER IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS

CHILLIN OUT, MAXIN, RELAXIN ALL COOL

I WAS SHOOTIN SOME FISHES OUTSIDE OF THE POOL

WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD

STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD

CODY GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND HE GOT DEAD

SO HE SAID, “YOU’RE GONNA TAKE MY RICHES AND MOVE OVER TO WEST EGG.”

24 and 21 - Wonderful Christmastime
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‘Tis the season.